anniversary zero

What is the word for the escape after the wedding? Damn’t Anniversary Zero

Damn’t Sharon, I can’t remember what it’s called. What are they doing after the wedding? Anniversary Zero!

assnanery

I told you, it is undefinable damn it.

You’re picking on me for my assnanery

pantalooms

Big ass panty drawers. Usually white with ruffles.

I can’t wait to take my wet pantalooms off my wet sweaty ass.