Bousey

Shittiest rebounder to ever play varsity basketball. The Panthers only chose him because the gay guy looked good in purple. Has his own brand of shoes, pronounced Bow-sey shoes. Z-Dion#10 is better than him.

Bousey got tooled on in that game the other day. He made everyone who boxed him out look as strong as Deron Williams!

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Deron Williams

Strongest point guard ever, next to Magic Johnson and Lebron James of course. Best facial hair in the NBA. His facial hair is patented as the "D-Dubbbbbb", the greatest chin hair to be grown.

Yo nigga, check out my D-Dub, i've been working on this shit for weeks. Deron Williams has nothing on this!

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