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Incel

An incel is someone who is undesirable by the opposing sex. Incels are socially awkward and lack the required skills to progress in life.

SHANE: why doesn't anyone want me?

Girl: because you're an incel you're gross you don't shower you dont have a job and you live with your mother.

by Randybobany November 26, 2020

1πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Jacob

A Jacob is the name of a person commonly a male, they tend to act like assholes and think they're the shit in bed. The reality of a Jacob is that they come up short in almost every possible way, Jacob's tend to have drug addiction problems which cause premature ejaculation. Jacobs are so full of themselves that they honestly believe no one can out do their penile girth or sexual experience in the bedroom

"Girl 1: I had sex with Jacob in the shower he only lasted ten minutes"
"Girl 2: I know Jacob and I dated for a whilehe couldn't last longer than five minutes, my new boyfriend had to chisle his dick into me...Man I am glad I can feel something during sex again"
"Girl 1: Damn that's Jacob alright"

by Randybobany January 30, 2017

33πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


Dylan

To pull a Dylan is to over react based off of word of mouth information. When the evidence and facts suggest he's been given fraudulent information, the over reaction is the act of not thinking and acting resulting in a Dylan.

Dylan: IF YOU TOUCH MY SISTER EVER AGAIN I'LL BREAK YOUR NECK

Security camera footage: She's lying

The Ex: mhm

by Randybobany September 28, 2020


NASTALIE

Nastalie is a term used for anyone but usually the female gender who suffers from egotism.

A Nastalie is emotionally and socially parasitic, obsessed with self image money fame the Nastalie will have more male friends than females.

Menipulitive and deceiving by nature the Nastalie believes it is always correct in action and thought, it relies on other peoples support for everything in its life.

Nothing is the Nastalies fault, complete control of interaction is how it maintains a false sense of self perceived identity.

Key things to note about the Nastalie are that they have many traits of serious mental emotional mood and personality disorders.

As observed they tend to come from homes where drug abuse or alcoholism are dominant, and will show similarities to famed people such as woah vicki and the cash me outside girl.

The Nastalie uses emotional grooming techniques to ear trust and admiration early on in interactions usually this begins to wear off within the six week time line.

The prominent traits you can notice about a Nastalie is that it gains a poor reputation socially with groups of people it believes are a threat to the convolutions of its existence.

You may even be warned about interacting or dating a Nastalie by former lovers or their family members and friends, The Nastalie will not want you associating with these people because they have information about its past it doesn't want you to know about.

Group of people: are you dating Nastalie?

You: I am why?

Group of people: don't do it a Nastalie is only going to lead to drama and hurt.

You: oh what should i watch out for?

Group of people: states listed above description

You: jesus that's already starting to happen I better stop this

by Randybobany September 28, 2020


Kerry

Kerry is the name of a woman she has a huge heart and can be moody at times like all people named Kerry she has her problems but strives to overcome. A Kerry is a loyal trusting sort, she has huge titties and every man wants her and wants to ruffle their taters against her dirt box.

"Guy: Who's that awesome chick ?"
"Girl: That's Kerry why ?"
"Guy: She makes me wanna take old one eye to the optometrist"

by Randybobany January 31, 2017

126πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


Gus

Used to emphasize shitting your pants

Person: what's that smell?

Person2: I dont know

Person: did you Gus?

Person2: wasn't me

Person: it's always you, you gus in your pants all the time

by Randybobany October 6, 2020


Gord

A gord is a behavior of anyone man or woman who acts luke a total piece of shit. People who fall under the categorization of a gord will live is filth, dont own a home or vehicle and generally act like total bitches.

Person: clean your apartment its filthy

Gord: leave me alone my house is clean and so is my sisters

Person: mhm you're such a gord

by Randybobany October 15, 2020