Goided

When someone says or texts a word or phrase wrong, knowing it’s wrong just for fun, instead of saying “I almost said” at that moment you realize what you’re about to say isn’t right.

“I’m taking the baby to the party” Randy goided knowing he meant “park” not party, in his text message.

Tweakin beacon

A bright headlamp

Omg call Karon, she’s driving down the gravel road with her tweakin beacon on again. That bright headlamp is a sure way to catch a case at 3a.m.