Bear In The Big Blue House

A long period of defecation with an infinite supply of constipated fecal matter causes the anus to split open. Usually a fatal event.

Also the dankest TV show to air.

"We remember Daniel, who tragically died of a Bear In The Big Blue House attack."

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The Left Can't Meme

The alt-right's desperate attempt to put a political label on meme culture.

ALT-RIGHT: THE LEFT CAN'T MEME, THEY ARE ALL SJW SNOWFLAKES!!!1!

LIBERALS, CONSERVATIVES & EVERYONE ELSE: h a v e a b r a n d n a m e c h o c o l a t e b a r m a d e b y t h e

a m e r i c a n c o m p a n y m a r s , i n c o r p o r a t e d c o n s i s t i n g o f n o u g a t t o p p e d w i t h c a r a m e l a n d p e a n u t s , e n r o b e d i n m i l k c h o c o l a t e

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Clay Bertrand

The act of painting yourself gold for explicit purposes, named after the scene in Oliver Stone's JFK where Tommy Lee Jones as Clay Shaw (under the alias Clay Bertrand) paints himself in gold during a trippy homosexual orgy.

"My girlfriend totally did a Clay Bertrand on me last night, got me so horny".

Breath Of The Wild

A horrific form of halitosis in The Legend Of Zelda universe.

"Princess Zelda threw up her organs when she got a good whip of Link's breath of the wild."

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