Rosa Parks

Having sex in the back of a moving bus

Everyone's asleep, let's rosa parks

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Depth Charge

Derivation of the blumpkin. A blumpkin is the act of receiving a fellatio while discharging feces on the toilet. To properly perform a depth charge, one must be receiving a blumpkin, then suddenly stand up, letting feces drop in to the toilet bowl, splashing the fellator in the face.

"I heard that Susie Creamcheese bit you while giving head?"
-"Yeah, so I quick stood up and let go a depth charge."

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