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plate envy

Irrational desire to dig your fork into the plate of food of those dining with you

Jim's so rude! Did you see his how fast he dug his fork into Maria's food as soon as it arrived. No manners - shear plate envy!

by RapMac November 9, 2009


Christmas belly

Bloated feeling after over-indulgence over the Christmas Holidays. Usually combination of excessive food consumed wantonly and alcohol in copious quantities.

Maria moaned she had Christmas belly as she rolled off the sofa to crawl to bed

by RapMac December 26, 2009


Donut Ring

When a Muffin Top extends 360 degrees around the entire waist

Check of the Donut Ring on her!

by RapMac July 4, 2009


ass grab

gripping someone's ass to show affection or desire, especially in public.

James' ass grab made her jump

by RapMac November 10, 2009

91πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Fanny pat

A gentle double tap with the open palm on a girlfriend's fanny indicating affection when walking. Used in public or where there are potential suitors as sign of possession.

Note: take care using in UK where fanny has a completely different meaning!

Jeff gave Jane a Fanny pat as they walked into the party together

by RapMac November 10, 2009

5πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Twatish

Behaving or saying something way out of context; behaving like a twat

Ken: Obama's healthcare reforms are crazy
Joe: What a twatish comment. What do you want - millions of people without any care? You are a real twat

by RapMac September 29, 2009

11πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Hint and Hope

Hint and Hope - when someone wants another person to do something specific, or change behavior, but is unwilling to address the issue directly. Regularly used in relationships

John: 'Mary is going out with her work colleagues tomorrow. They suck! I just want her to come home and cook dinner for me so I told her I'd get in a bottle of her favorite wine, help with the washing up and gave her a hug'

Jack: 'No way is that hint and hope going to work, man! Just tell her not to go out with that boring load of ****s'

by RapMac March 4, 2010