GURINAL

Noun - Urinal designed for women - coined by Kirstie Alley who might be the only woman who might actually use one.

Kirstie Alley got stuck in the gurinal again!

Captain Redbeard

Male who has red facial hair despite having a completely different hair color (typically brown). On a "Captain Redbeard" the red facial hair is typically prominent yet patchy and frequently has no genetic justification.

Hey Captain Redbeard, why don't you dye your beard a normal color?