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That thing us guys piss in.
Girl: What is that funny looking thing on the wall in the men's bathroom?
Guy: That's a urinal.
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1) A sink like, usually porcelein, object mounted against a wall with a knob to flush ontop. Only found in bathrooms for men. Occasionally you'll stumble across a new-age urinal that flushes when the motion sensor detects you aren't there.
2) The place to put a chocolate cake.
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Girl: What the fuck is that?
Boy: Urinal. It keeps me from peeing on your face.
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Dude: Check out that urinal. Its so clean and new.
Dude Deux: ...You're right. Lets buy a chocolate cake and stuff it in there.
Dude: Cool I'll bring my camera.
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A porcelain object often found mounted on the sides of public buildings in Italy.
Luigi stepped up to the urinal and took a whiz while the crowd kept walking behind him.
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A sink which they squirt into.
A-what are those sinks that u squirt into called?
B-Whatt??
A-urinals
C-they are different than sinks...no one washes their hands in them
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used in the mens room to wash feet
coach said "we have 10 new urinal use them to wash your feet use the sink to wash your dicks"
We all asked why coach??, He said " your dicks are not long enough yet to wash them in the urinal's"...
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A person who pees the most often
Went on a family road trip and Mom needed to go to every road stop to pee as she is the Urinator
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