Gimped

A purgatorial state in which you have ingested an obscene amount of alcohol while blazed. You are not high, but not drunk. You continue to remain in this limbo state where your body is in a border-line coma, but your mind is all "eye-of-the-tiger". Depending on your body type, this state can last anywhere from 10 minutes to 2 hours.

Dude, Thanksgiving Eve is gonna be sick. We're gonna get gimped out.

Bro, I smoked so much last night before heading to the bar. I was gimped till last call.

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