Archie

Archie is the type of guy who pretends to be your friend just so he can get in a purely sexual relationship with your brother. Be very aware of any Archies you know even if you don't have a brother he will still try go after your dad. His constant erection makes it very hard to take him seriously due to the massive bulge down his left trouser leg

Person 1: oh no archie is on his way over
Person 2: is that a snake in his trousers?

smash

embark on a interesting journey of unspeakable sexual things with another person.

person 1 : wanna smash
person 2: absolutely

Lahari

Lahari is a very pretty girl with a incredible nyash

person 1: Lahari is coming over to us
person 2 : keep your eyes up gentlemen