Abominable Snowman

Before entering a movie, buy a box of popcorn. Do NOT eat it. During the movie, engage in sexual behavior, pulling out pre-ejaculation. Let your load off all over your partner, specifically in the facial area. Proceed to dumping the box of popcorn over their head. Watch and enjoy as the abominable snowman terrorizes the theater.

like omg! an abominable snowman like totally attacked us during Hancock!

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