Shropshire

Contrary to other definitions on here, (who I suspect has never been in shropshire) It is a nice county, with lots of variation. (E.g. there is the rural areas, but there are lots of very built up areas).
And no, not everyone from Shropshire is a farmer. In fact, very few people are farmers here.
And also, people are clever here, not everyone is stupid. There are stupid people, but there are stupid people everywhere. And whats wrong with stupid people? THEY CAN'T HELP IT.
And I don't get what people mean about sports freaks.
And as for phone signal, I get THE BEST phone signal.

Baisically, you should move to Shropshire.

person 1: Hey
person 2: Where are you from?
1: Shropshire
2: Surely that makes you a farmer?
1: -_-
2: Surely that makes you a sport freak?
1: -_-
2: Surely that means you're stupid?
1: -_-
2: Surely that means you have no phone signal?
1: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO SHROPSHIRE?
2: ...No.

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