mudslide

The real definition of a mudslide is= when you fuck a chick in the ass, and then pee in her butt, creating a mudslide, because when she gets up after that, the shit and piss all slides down her leg.

I hear California has lots of mudslides.

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rusty donut

The rusty donut is when you get arrested, and the police officer says he'll only let you go if you eat his rusty donut, which means he wants you to lick his butthole.

the cop said if I eat his rusty donut, he'll let me go.

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