Fritz

A term referring to a soldier of the German army, typically used by Americans in World War II. To be compared with kraut, or jerry.

Fritz has set up a minefield ahead, so watch your step.

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drag

To have sexual intercourse with another person in a rough manner.

Have you heard the news, Kenny drag the hell out of Shannon last night.

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Retarded Animal Babies

A hilarious flash cartoon series, created by David Lovelace. Viewable at Newgrounds. Better than Happy Tree Friends.

"If there's a rusty coat hanger in there...I got an idea for a game."

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Half-Life 2

The single most overrated game of all time. Despite having good graphics and realistic physics, it has a plot that makes very little sense and leaves more questions than it answers. The weapons are unoriginal and boring, with the exception of the gravity gun which is really nothing but a toy to showcase the new physics engine. Though the voice acting in the game was good, the dialogue was ridiculous and contributed nothing to the suspension of disbelief. There was not nearly enough variety in the host of enemies faced by the player. The installation process was truly hell, requiring the player to download an additional program (Steam, a problem of it's own that I won't go into here), meaning those without Internet access who purchased the game are 100% fucked. It also had a major glitch that would halt the installation process if "Counter-Strike Source" was deselected from the install menu. I finished the game, and was utterly unimpressed by its ultimately anti-climatic ending. I have to say, this game make even Deus Ex: Invisible War look like a worthy sequel. I've never been more disappointed by a game in my life. If Valve makes an expansion pack that adequately finishes the story of Adrian Shephard from Opposing Force (the excellent expansion pack from the first Half-Life, for you morons out there who never played the original), I might be able to forgive them but until then, I'm sticking with Doom 3 and Far Cry.

Half-Life 2 doesn't come close to matching it's predecessor.

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Chef

1)Term commonly used to refer to an individual who cooks professionally, especially the chief cook of a large kitchen staff.

2)A character from the popular cartoon television show "South Park" on Comedy Central. As of March 13th, 2006, the voice actor for this character, Issac Heyes, abandoned the show stating religious objections as his reason for leaving.

The chef took great care when preparing meals for the guests.

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raven

The girl from Teen Titans who doesn't wear pants.

Anyone got some Raven hentai?

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floater

A mutant abomination that was the result of direct exposure to the Forced Evolutionary Virus (FEV) in the PC game Fallout. Serpentine in appearance, its lashing tongue attack can deliver a lethal dose of poison. The exact origin of this species is unknown, but they were most likely the result of experimentation done by Richard Grey (AKA The Master, the antagonist of the story) with the FEV.

Floaters are among the hordes of dangerous mutants in Fallout.

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