Rart

A raw fart. Most commonly caused by eating potato based substances or raw vegetables.

“Urgh...you just rarted you dirty old Rarse!”

SMEAL

A smelly meal consisting of carminative foods. If a Rarse decided to attempt to sabotage an event, he might eat a curry smeal with nine chillies in it.

“I’m just going to eat this curried SMEAL.”
“What shall we have for SMEALS tonight darling?”

Cabble Pattle

When an obese person begins to grow breasts on their back, though they aren’t attractive breasts as they resemble cottage cheese made of skin. Cabbles are the beginnings of breasts between the armpit and the chest, Cabble Pattles are exactly the same but located on the reverse of the torso.

“She’s got Cabble Pattle, every day she eats too much food.”