ReCob the Corn

1). Eat all the corn off the cob (for a week straight).
2). Save cob.
3). Try to withstand shitting for as long as you can.
4). Once the bowls are about to give way. Get close family (preferably blood related) to stick that same cob up your ass.
5). Make sure they go back and forth with twist for most effect, till it reapplies the original corn.
6). Have them pull it out and eat the new re cob corn.
7). They repeat action with original cob.

Did you ReCob the corn with your uncle last night?