Bingo Dick

The last dick picked in an assortment of dicks. Similar to Bingo it's the last pick, which consequently, only 1 person is proud of. In this case it's likely their mom or some random old person.

Caroline: "Dammit, I don't think anyone can make it this weekend."
Ray: "Don't worry I can still make."
Caroline: " Well whoopee for you, bingo dick..."

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Fisherprice Fuckboi

The softest most generic virgin fuckboi.

*Everyone discussing climate change*
Dylan: yo I was with like 4 girls last night. They were all feelin me up and suckin on me... and all of that yeah.
Mr. Garvey: Dylan, you were at knitting circle with my auntie. Now, getchyo babyface 5 year old fisherprice fuckboi lookin ass out my classroom.

Suburban Turban

In the midst of oral sex you proceed to duct tape your partner's head to your genitals by wrapping duct tape around your buttocks and the back of their head simultaneously.

Also known as: Head-Tape Rape, Guyana Gagger, Handyman's Special

Randall: "Yo, I gave Rachael a suburban turban!!"
Chris: "...I love you man..."
Mom: "Hey, Where is all the duct tape?!"

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