SNOWRAD

A SNOWRAD is like NORAD, but instead of defending against Soviet strategic bombers and ballistic missiles, it is a home that is like a command center for defending against a snowpocalypse. The owner of the home is often obsessive about preparing for the storm.

SNOWRAD's are homes that not only survive the blizzard, but effectively provide knowledge of the storm and actually defend the owner from feeling its effects. They are well built homes in which the owner has at least 6 televisons, all of which are switched to various weather channels. The garage likely contains all or some of the following; a snow blower, front loading tractor, SUV, snowmobiles, truck (possibly with snow plow attachment). The refrigerator is likely filled with enough food and beverage to last a month.

Telephone convo
Billy: What's up man.
Allen: Yo, what's up.
Billy: The roof collapsed at my house and I need a place to chill, is it cool if I head over to your place?
Allen: Uhh... no it's not cool my roof collapsed too b/c of this damn snowpocalypse. I'm actually heading over to Mike's place, his dad has got it set up like SNOWRAD. Mike's coming to pick me up on his snowmobile right now, you should give him a call.
Billy: Word.

Oof

Out of fucks (Oof). You really don't care, and do not give a fuck and are out of fucks to give. Out of fucks so much as to give this abbreviated answer.

This is mainly used in text messages and online.

Person 1: I am having a bad day.
Person 2: Just like every other day, oof.

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Kittening

The act of cats or kittens acting like kittens and performing kitten-like behavior.

"Does your cat Jack usually kneed and suckle on fluffy blankets like that?"
"Oh, Jack and Sidney do behaviors like that all the time, they are just kittening. Like earlier today they were both trying to cuddle and sleep in the bathroom sink, but they don't reasonably fit in there anymore. They are just performing kitten-like behavior, kittening per se."