An average looking man, but he looks high all the time, he is always sick,
He usually like gaming but he is a a definition of a noob
he doesn't get that many girls...
Untils he tells them he is a diplomat.
That's when the pussies start to rain dawwwwggg!!!
Ladies with exploding ovaries all screaming "hartwig you irresistibly sexy diplomat, fuck my brains out till I'm a goldfish".
Girl 1:"oh he looks so average"
Girl 2:" don't be so quick to judge, he might be a hartwig after all"
Girl 1:" stop you're already making me horny"
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