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When a man and a woman care about each other and spend a lot of time together, but neither of them wants sex.
Contrary to popular opinion, this does happen.
Ryan: Have you and Sarah done it yet?
John: No, and we never will. We're just friends.
10π 5π
A way for the government to tell people which school to go to.
My parents want me to go to this school because of its accreditation.
10π 7π
Killing your television set.
Person A: How about we watch some TV at your place?
Person B: I can't
Person A: Why?
Person B: I committed telecide when Justin Bieber won Artist of the Year at the American Music Awards
2π 2π
Dave thought that he was having an epic meal time, but he was wrong because eating is not epic.
20π 30π
An antiquated male idea of the perfect woman
I deliberately chose not to make the heroine of my new story a princess, because that would be conforming to obsolete stereotypes
11π 51π
The most annoying thing in the universe
I have to get away from that little kid! He's driving me crazy!
164π 31π