Conundrum

The act of envoking physical damage, most likely with a gun of some sort.

"Yo, we gotta connundrum those fools."
"Fo' real yo."

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Pizzle

a psudo-anagram of "PSL," or Port St. Lucie, a urban-sprawl town in East Central Florida. Local residents evolved the term "pizzle" from saying the letters PSL, when refering to their town.

I'm driving back to the Pizzle for Christmas.
I heard that psycho-bitch is from the Pizzle.

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squat mattress

A girl who will fuck for a place to sleep that night.

"She's a dirty squat mattress."

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desaparecidos

One of the best bands in the world, with headman conor oberst, the singer of bright eyes. Desaparecidos uses more guitars and is faster/louder than bright eyes. The songs aren't about emotions, like in bright eyes, but more about political rants. Desaparecidos takes a spin on faux patriotism, and the crappy epidemic that is the current music industry.

desaparecidos >>> you

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whore-swaggler

a girl who hooks up with you while on rebound and makes you think she cares about you, but it turns out she was just a whore-swaggler.

I tried calling her for three days after we hooked up, but she never answered. I guess she was a whore-swaggler.

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blazer

a reallt cool peice of clothind. It has a few disadvantages
1) Cant wear it in public
2) smells when wet
3) gets really hot and smelly
but "cool" none the less

wow look at your cool blazer Alan Elsey

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airline paste

Semen found in an airline toilet

"Fuck, i just sat in airline Paste"

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