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A gas that bursts out the crack in your lower back, smells like rotten eggs and can be real dangerous.
Person 1: hey i just heard on the news that someone died from farting too hard
Person 2: valid
Person 3: *farts aggressively*
A cat is like a ninja in a disguise they fly across your room quietly and fast, claws like swords that can attack if you donât feed them in time, at night they are monsters that tries to break into your room
Person 1: meow
Person 2: what are you, a cat?
Person 1: indeed
Crazy person who is obsessed with noodles, nice person tho. Always drunk without alcohol. Funny af
Me: hey see over there, theres thea!
Thea: bro i am thea
Ur mom is a lonely woman who once had a man, (aka ur dad) but sadly he left for the milk
Person 1: hey isnât that ur mom?
Person 2: when will the milk arrive?
If youâre not careful your private areas might turn into a noodle, so never mess with someone who likes noodles
Alex: Hi morgan!
Morgan: â¦
Alex: what is with you
Morgan: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME MORTAL, SKADADLE SKADODLE UR DI*K IS NOW A NOODLE
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