Cat

A cat is like a ninja in a disguise they fly across your room quietly and fast, claws like swords that can attack if you don’t feed them in time, at night they are monsters that tries to break into your room

Person 1: meow
Person 2: what are you, a cat?

Person 1: indeed

Thea

Crazy person who is obsessed with noodles, nice person tho. Always drunk without alcohol. Funny af

Me: hey see over there, theres thea!

Thea: bro i am thea

Fart

A gas that bursts out the crack in your lower back, smells like rotten eggs and can be real dangerous.

Person 1: hey i just heard on the news that someone died from farting too hard
Person 2: valid
Person 3: *farts aggressively*

Noodle

If you’re not careful your private areas might turn into a noodle, so never mess with someone who likes noodles

Alex: Hi morgan!

Morgan: …
Alex: what is with you
Morgan: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME MORTAL, SKADADLE SKADODLE UR DI*K IS NOW A NOODLE

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Water

Dude wtf are you doing searching up definitions if water

Water: water

Golden water: pee

Rat

Yeah thats totally you

Person 1: hello there mate
Person 2: rat

Ur mom

Ur mom is a lonely woman who once had a man, (aka ur dad) but sadly he left for the milk

Person 1: hey isn’t that ur mom?

Person 2: when will the milk arrive?