Emotional headlock

When, for one reason or another, you have actual things to do but you get sucked into an emotional situation (i.e. becoming an shoulder to lean on) that you are unable to extricate yourself from and end up having to ride it out even if it means not getting your stuff done.

“Sorry I’m 20 minutes late; I was put into an emotional headlock by my bestie who needed someone to listen”

T’s and P’s

Hopes and Prayers, usually after yet another preventable mass shooting and utilized as an illusion of action and genuine alarm.

“T’s and P’s (Thoughts and prayers) are pouring in for victims of the latest school shooting”

gigglecunt

A woman who is self deprecating but confident enough to acknowledge that she is laughing at her own jokes and continues to do so anyway.

“Gigglecunt over here crackin herself up”
-Me

gigglecunt

A woman who is self deprecating but confident enough to acknowledge that she is laughing at her own jokes and continues to do so anyway.

“Gigglecunt over here crackin herself up”
-Me

gigglecunt

A self-deprecating woman who is confident enough to acknowledge that she looks like a moron when she laughs at your own jokes. She keeps doing it anyway.

“Gigglecunt over here thinks she’s pret-ty hysterical”
-Me