Selfie

A form of mental illness in which a self-obsessed ego maniac takes a picture of themself. They make shitty faces in the camera and use crappy filters. Then the post it on Instagram or Twitter with #selfie or some other #. Or really these idiots can post it on any other damn site. A lot of times mentally ill people take a selfie of doing something bad. Watch the news. You'll see.

The song #Selfie

The irritating white girl like: But first- bitch lemme take a selfie.

The ghetto ratchet idiot: Bitch! Yo face look ratchet in that selfie!

Even your grandma: (your name) hey can you take one of those selfie things and text it to me?
You: NO GRANDMA!!!

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Bae

A ratchet-ass word for boyfriend, girlfriend, or any other stupid idiot (or friend) . Usually used between 10-25 year old idiots. Hopefully it is used with someone you like. It usually irritates the living shit out of people.

Girl 1: So can I tell them you like mi bae.

Girl 2: No.
Girl 1: Why not?
Girl 2: Ain't no one telling me I'm ratchet.

Ghetto Retard: Yo bitches! This is my bae Sheniqua!
Female Ghetto Retard: You ratchet ass you don't even know my damn name!

Irritating white girl 1: Hey girlie!
Irritating white girl 2: Hey bae!
Irritating white girl 1: I should like post on Insta how many Baes are in my damn life!

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