juicy bum syndrome

Juicy bum syndrome or J.B.S is a condition that occurs after you drop a shit and wipe up the resulting bum chocolate. Only minutes after leaving the toilet it starts to feel juicy between your cheeks and your butthole begins to itch uncontrollably.

Man, I had severe Juicy bum syndrome last night! I scratched my butthole so hard that it looked like a cherry ripe had melted in my jocks!

Chunion

A form of armpit odour that resembles a combination of cheese and onion. Usually experienced after hard work or a hot day.

"Babe I was doing chinups at the gym and the guy next to me copped a face full of chunion"

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