martian cock

Also known as the Martian wein or the double jerk off it is a mode of distraction favored by many New Jersey dwelling beirut players

Frat boy: I was dropping mad buckets until that Jersey trash showed us the Martian cock.

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SPG

Sideways pussy girl. Applies to all women of Asian heritage, and the orientation of their vagina's which is similar to their eyes... sideways.

Man dude when I was slamming that SPG her cooter was winking at me.

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