A man of low breeding and intelligence, who has, through having nouveau riche parentage (garage owner, scrap dealer, etc) gone to a moderately posh, but obscure Private School. This has given him a HUGE overestimate of his worth in society - but at the end of the day, he will happily bend over for his Lordâs pleasure.
Look at that Essex Twat! Heâs one of Lord Fauntleroyâs Bumboys!!
A hideous malformation and decomposition of the toes, caused by near-permanent wearing of rubber clogs, aka Crocs. Almost exclusively a condition affecting women
"Jeez! Have you seen Maria's feet? I've never seen such a bad case of Urethane Toe!"