Chimpass

Its a women whose ass can be mistaken for a chimpanzee for it is very fucking hairy

Syn : Monkey's Ass, ATFH, and Ass Jungle

Mick "You bro did you hook up with Lexi"

Drake "Couldnt bro she had Chimpass. Fuck I could find her pussy even if I had a machete"

Mick "Damn"

8👍 4👎

Westboro Baptist Church

Christians + Hate x Family Fucking - Reason or Intelligence = WBC.

This cult is a source of hate to the point even Satan is stunned by it. They protest at funerals of fallen soldiers to even a little girl's funeral. They are the ass wart in the United States taint. This cult consist of 100 losers which is mostly of family members who date each other.

The leader of this cult is Fred Phelps whom is a old fuck that has the personalities of the following.

Stalin's Compassion (He had none)

Hitler's Anger (There is nothing worst than a Nazi)
Charlie Sheen's Wisdom (With the coke)
Mel Gibson's Charisma (He only attracts 1 person out of 1 million)
Ossam Bin Landin's Beliefs (Not Islam but Jesus)

The WBC is majority full of idiots who insult America even though they need it in order to protest because with out the police that protects them they would be ass raped by the locals

In a popular betting game called Death Poll, the WBC is ranked the houses favorite to be killed by

-Bomb
-Mob
-Other Crazies
-Cars
-People Who Attend Funerals
-Sicilians
-Irish
-Russians
-Marines
-Army Soldiers
-Navy Seamen
-Air Force Pilots
-Veterans from WWII to Gulf War
-High School Students
-College Students
-Poison

-Trained Dogs
-Hitman
-Jesus Himself
-God Himself
-Lightning Bolt
-The Plague
-Starvation
-Diseases
-AIDs by rape or stabbed by infected syringe
-Stabbed by knife

-Die in a foreign country

*Fred Phelps The Pastor Of Westboro Baptist Church Dies*

Fred Phelps "Jesus did I do good my master"

Jesus "Ummm bro fuck you"

*Jesus pulls a lever and Phelps lands in hell*

Phelps "Oh no I was wrong please spare me Satan"

Satan "Ummm fuck you to as well loser"

Phelps "Huh?"

*Satan pulls a lever and Phelps is launched into the sun*

Satan "Im glad Phelps is gone,,,,,I cant stand someone who is more eviler than me"

62👍 20👎

Westboro Baptist Church

Christians + Hate x Family Fucking - Reason or Intelligence = WBC.

This cult is a source of hate to the point even Satan is stunned by it. They protest at funerals of fallen soldiers to even a little girl's funeral. They are the ass wart in the United States taint. This cult consist of 100 losers which is mostly of family members who date each other.

The leader of this cult is Fred Phelps whom is a old fuck that has the personalities of the following.

Stalin's Compassion (He had none)

Hitler's Anger (There is nothing worst than a Nazi)
Charlie Sheen's Wisdom (With the coke)
Mel Gibson's Charisma (He only attracts 1 person out of 1 million)
Ossam Bin Landin's Beliefs (Not Islam but Jesus)

The WBC is majority full of idiots who insult America even though they need it in order to protest because with out the police that protects them they would be ass raped by the locals

In a popular betting game called Death Poll, the WBC is ranked the houses favorite to be killed by

-Bomb
-Mob
-Other Crazies
-Cars
-People Who Attend Funerals
-Sicilians
-Irish
-Russians
-Marines
-Army Soldiers
-Navy Seamen
-Air Force Pilots
-Veterans from WWII to Gulf War
-High School Students
-College Students
-Poison

-Trained Dogs
-Hitman
-Jesus Himself
-God Himself
-Lightning Bolt
-The Plague
-Starvation
-Diseases
-AIDs by rape or stabbed by infected syringe
-Stabbed by knife

-Die in a foreign country

*Fred Phelps The Pastor Of Westboro Baptist Church Dies*

Fred Phelps "Jesus did I do good my master"

Jesus "Ummm bro fuck you"

*Jesus pulls a lever and Phelps lands in hell*

Phelps "Oh no I was wrong please spare me Satan"

Satan "Ummm fuck you to as well loser"

Phelps "Huh?"

*Satan pulls a lever and Phelps is launched into the sun*

Satan "Im glad Phelps is gone,,,,,I cant stand someone who is more eviler than me"

35👍 10👎