390

This is the police code for "being" drunk. 502 is the Code for Driving drunk. Same thing but depends on what you're doing. May 2th still stands as Drunk Day, no matter what though.

1: Look he's pulling a 502!
2: No, stupid, he's not driving. That's a 390!

14👍 5👎

Pooh Sticks

Faecal variation of the old children's game of dropping sticks off a bridge and seeing who's stick floats under the bridge first. The added skill is being able to produce a suitable turd more quickly than your opponent and without falling backwards into the river (potentially hitting one's own turd to add insult to injury)

When Pooh arrived to the bridge spanning from one side of the creek to the other, he saw two figures standing on the bridge, intensively staring down into the water. One was Piglet. And the other one looked very much Eeyore. Amazingly much like Eeyore. If Pooh hadn't been so sure that it couldn't be Eeyore, he might even have believed that it really was Eeyore.

16👍 15👎

The Last Inuit

An upcoming sequal to "The Last Samauri" starring Julia Roberts.

For the third movie they should call it "The Last Zulu Warrior" starring Ben Affleck.

8👍 2👎

despie

A newbie RPer who is perfect in everyway

She had bright blue eyes and blonde hair. The powers to make any man swoon and love her. But she had magical powers.

Same as guy but male.

8👍 10👎

wunderbar

1. A chocolate, peanut and caramel experience
2. the best chocolate bar in the history of ever

The wunderbars are over there.

51👍 55👎

72

69 with three fingers up the ASS!

Man, we 72 last night, and he came soo good.

34👍 71👎

GP

GOD PLAYER!!!!! the most hated RPer in RP!!!!

Billy (LigerZero007) is a god player

2👍 10👎