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When you're slouching but your chest is not at the correct angle to place objects on yet.
Annalise- Hey Gregg! Do you want to come over to my house on Tuesday?
Gregg- I'd love to!
Annalise- Oh sorry! I've just realised I'm having other friends over on Tuesday. Is it alright if you end up upslumping on the floor?
Gregg- sure Annalise! I don't mind upslumping.
When a Halloween decoration attacks you.
Help! The lantern fell off! I'm in pumpkin pain!
A term used my your mother to tell you that you can't say that you silly billy.
*starts singing snoop dog*
You can't say that. That's a naughty word
Many children trapped in a boom box.
Oh no Timmy's birthday has so many karaoke children!
When you rest items on your boobs.
This acts as a table.
Howard- Lindsay take your pringles!
Lindsay- Just chuck them at me Howard!
*Howard proceeds to chuck pringles at Lindsay's boobs*
Lindsay- Howard. Not the boobable.
Calmly telling your limbs that you will attack them if they don't work.
*your knee randomly collapses*
Laney- okay. If you DON'T STAY STILL then I will kick those metal containers and whack you with a hammer. Yes. I'm foobling with you right now baby.