Juan Soto

Right fielder for the Washington nationals. The “Childish Bambino” said to be the second coming of Ted Williams. Debatably the 3rd best player in Baseball

Did you see Juan Soto’s nuke into the upper decks last night?

Thea Syndrome

When you say you're going to sleep but find yourself back talking with friends a bit later

Go back to sleep, you must have Thea Syndrome.