McMinnville

A small town in middle Tennessee in the county of Warren, known as the "nursery capital of the world", bug commonly referred to by Tennesseans as "Methminnville" or "MacTown". It was scientifically proven to be the most boring place on earth and is filled with corruption, greed, and hypocrisy.

McMinnvillians also refer to the town as "the black hole" as it has proven time and time again that no matter how successful you are or how far away you travel you will inevitably return as nothing, not even light, can escape its grasp.

I need to stay up for seven or eight days straight to finish this project. Trip to McMinnville?

The best place to shake a bottle is down in methminnville, the cops turn their head.

Person 1: "I got accepted to the University of Kentucky!"
Person 2: "yeah, but you'll be back"
Person 1: "I know right?"
Person 2: "mactown baby, now shuttup and hit this foil"

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Hammered Dammit

1. a description of one feeling extreme effects of a hangover

2. the feeling of being entirely too wasted

3. a horrid physical appearance

4. a smell, or taste resembling that of death itself

1. "I feel like HAMMERED DAMMIT!! I should have stopped after that sixth irish carbomb last night"

2. "I don't know what you put in this, but now I feel like HAMMERED DAMMIT"

3. "christ dude, your sister used to be so hot! now she looks like HAMMERED DAMMIT."

4. "oh shit, check the date on that milk... it tastes like HAMMERED DAMMIT!"

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