Agument

It’s an argument but less aggressive. When you are arguing with someone just because you are bored and mean no harm.
Since “R” is an aggressive sounding letter you take it out and pouf the word isn’t as aggressive sounding.

Bob: “I had a big agument with my girl the other day.”
Marley: “what’s an agument?”
Bob: “we were just arguing because we were bored, but arguing sounds offensive so I call it an agument.”

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Glizzard

A slang term used against white supremacists, racists, etc.

Ugh look, it’s another glizzard on 78th street

WAP

An acronym for the song “Wands and Potions”, a popular song in the Wizarding World. Many muggles mistake it for something appallingly blasphemous, but it really isn’t.

“Hey Draco, do you like WAP?”
“Yes, absolutely pOtTaH. Now get away from me; my father will hear about this!”