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Sleepnesia

Sort of like Amnesia.

It's when you have a late night conversation (usually while on the phone), while very sleepy. The next morning, you forget what you were talking about towards the end of the conversation.

Guy 1: Remember what we talked about last night?
Guy 2: Uhh... No, I think I have sleepnesia...

by RawrItsPanda November 11, 2009

46πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Groin Ache

The aching pain you get in your stomach (closer to your groin), as the result of being attacked in the groin.

Guy 1:Dude what's wrong?
Guy 2:Guy 3 kicked me in the balls, now I got some bad groin ache.
Guy 3:*Laughs.*

by RawrItsPanda October 20, 2009

63πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


He's

A short version of he is.

He is _____.
In the blank, you can insert your favorite adjective.

He's gay.
He's awesome
He's funny.
He's alright.

by RawrItsPanda November 13, 2009

88πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Daniel Petric

A guy who killed his mom and dad because they took Halo 3 away from him.

Please people, please, don't get THIS obsessed with a fucking VIDEO GAME.

Daniel Petric is just furthering the Gamer stereotype...

by RawrItsPanda November 19, 2009

26πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Christopher Scarver

The guy who killed Jeffery Dahmer (and another inmate, Jesse Anderson) in prison. He beat them to death with a broom while all three were cleaning a bathroom. Scarver said he was the "son of God", acting on his "father's" command to kill.

Christopher Scarver did us all a favor.

by RawrItsPanda November 15, 2009

47πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Marble Balls

When a man is cold, and his testicles shrink so badly that they feel as small as marbles.

Guy 1: Dude, it's so cold. It has to be about 5 degrees.
Guy 2: Hah, you probably got marble balls right now.

by RawrItsPanda November 13, 2009

41πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Monster Hunter Freedom Unite

A game released by Capcom on June 23rd, 2009 on the PlayStation Portable. It is an expansion to the original Monster Hunter Freedom 2, and was released on March 27, 2008 in Japan as "Monster Hunter Portable 2nd G"

Monster Hunter Freedom Unite has more missions, equipment, and monsters than Monster Hunter Freedom 2. A new feature is a Felyne fighter to help you on your quests. You can also get Rarity 9 and 10 armor and weapons. In addition, the player can now hold up to 99 of each item type in his/her box, store up to 20 equipment sets, and get ten equipment pages instead of six. A new type of quest, the "Epic Hunting Quest", will be introduced, which will enable the hunter to take on, one by one, up to 4 different monsters in one quest, as shown in the released demo. Weapons can now have up to purple sharpness which is higher than white sharpness. You can now accept HR 7-9 quests in the gathering hall and new elder quests outside the gathering hall near the village elder.

Guy 1:Still playing MHF2?
Guy 2:Yeah why?
Guy 1:You can port your charactor into the new game!
*Hands him Monster Hunter Freedom Unite*
Guy 2:Holy crap! Epic win!

by RawrItsPanda October 20, 2009

140πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž