shrink

a therapist; comes from "brain shrinker"

My shrink says I have an Oedipal complex.

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shrink

1. verb: to decrease in size
2. a psychiatrist or mental doctor

1. the cold water made my balls shrink
2. that crazy bitch should go see a shrink

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shrink

1. (v): to decrease in size.
2. (n): a psychiatrist, psychologist, or therapist.
3. (n): a slang term for retail theft, commonly used in the retail industry, especially by loss/theft prevention personnel.

1. "I've got some crazy shrinkage going on."
2. "My shrink told me I need to take some pills. So I told him to fuck off and die and I threw a molotov cocktail into his living room."
3. "An estimated 44% of shrink (retail theft) in 2008 was due to employee theft."

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shrink

Someone who matches your symptoms to whatever random disorder they've just pulled out of their ass.

My shrink told me I get SAD over winter and now I have to sell my car so she can tell me how much I suck each week.

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shrink

That damn stranger who keeps coming to my house whenever my parents believe im crazy. *goes to a corner and holds his knees rocking back and forth, eye-twitching*

Parents: Damnit! We're calling the shrink again!

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shrink

One who is a head shrinker.

"so, ....who do I have to fuck to get a shrink around here?"

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shrink

racist word used against short asians

chink is a discriminatory word used against asians while if they were short you would call them a shrink
its racist AND it calls them short so its like two birds one stone

"Shut up you yellow shrink!" "Ain't no way the dog-eating shrink is talking"

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