playground sniper

A person (Most likely male) who typically visit playgrounds- not to watch the kids, but to take them. Their one goal in life is to get the highest amount of kids chained to their basement walls.

That tall black dude is for sure a playground sniper.

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MidwesternBye

The act of someone saying goodbye in such a way that extends the company's visit.

I was late cause he gave me the ole' MidwesternBye.