crowbar

To try and burrow your way in to the fun and failing miserably.

"We were singing N'Sync kareoke, and Simon tried to crowbar his way in. What a fag"

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Pity Dance

Commonly used at school dances.
To dance with someone you don't really like, but you do it because you don't want to hurt their feelings.

Bob: Amber looked like a brown bag special last night.
Bobby: Yeah I know, I had to pity dance with her.
Bob: Dayum.

my immortal

1. A song by Evanescence
2. The worst fanfic ever.

1. "My Immortal's a pretty decent song!"
2. I only had to read the first paragraph of My Immortal to know that Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way was a Mary Sue.

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h2m

See monthiversary.
An acronym for Happy 2 Month.(anniversary)
Used for couples who know that their relationship will not last any longer than that.

Man 1: "Shit, I forgot to wish Sarah h2m, and now she's pissed."
Man 2: Might as well end it now, right?
Man 1: Yeah, she was just a fugly asiacan anyway.

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slupcake

A combination of slut and cupcake.
1.To describe how slutty, whoreish a girl can be.
2. What to call someone when you're ticked at them.

1. "Dayum, Ally is being such a slupcake!"
2. "Give me the shit, slupcake!"

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