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When a camel toe is so deep, that when you spread your legs, it doesn't come out
Boy 1: dude did you see Reagan at the party?
Boy 2: yeah. I bet she had a donkey toe
Boy 1: that's so hot, right?
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Someone who is sooo funny that they make you pee on yourself
Dude stop being a cracker upper!
Why?
I'm gonna pee myself!!!!
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When the fold in your pants by the crotch, or zipper area causes it to look like you have an erection or just a huge schlong
Boy 1: dude are you hard right now!?
Boy 2: nah bro it's just a denim boner.
Boy 1: ok good because I have one right now and it won't go away.
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