Google Smack

Under certain circumstances, the use of the Google search engine yields many results that prove either embarassing or defaming to an individual. Usually due to some amount of personal information available freely or without restriction on the internet and not carefully filtered using a pseudonym or handle.

Rosie got Google smacked after a job interview when her prospective employer searched for her name and turned up drunk pictures of her from MySpace and archived erotic Star Trek fanfiction. Needless to say, she did not get the job.

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Raptor Jesus

A meme refering to the Transformers Beast Wars character Dinobot. Raptor Jesus died for the sins of the Maximals and two seasons later was reborn a Transmetal 2 Predacon. Both times he sacrificed himself to advance the plot.
He sometimes appears jokingly as an image macro selling babies on image boards or in votive candles (citation needed).

Raptor Jesus is my 3D cybernetic dinosaur savior!

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procrasturbation

Spoonerism for the phrase: "Procrastination is like masturbation - it feels good at first, but in the end, you've just fucked yourself."

When confronted by his girlfriend about his poor sexual performance, Bill's avoidance of the subject amounted to procrasturbation.

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kitbash

To modify any project and crap it up with non-stock parts, often with interesting results. Use of existing or scrap pieces (from just about anything) is usually prefered to fabrication of new ones.

My mechanic had to kitbash my two non-working autos into one working auto. We call it "Frankencar."

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