slop chomper

Someone who loves eating cum.

Chomp chomp tastes so good. I am the best slop chomper on the block.

Forgotten rubber

A used condom that has been forgotten between the bed and pillow.

Where did I put the rubber. oh well guess I will call it the Forgotten rubber.

Ellen DeGeneres

A flat chested, donut bumping, talkative, vag swabbing, subaru owner and fish smelling cartoon character to date!!!

Ellen DeGeneres is one funny but nasty ass ball hater!!!

43👍 110👎

burnt shrubs

This is when a chick puts too much perfume on the (0) the when any type of spark hits, it will explode like fireworks.

Burnt shrubs

Oh no watch out I dropped my cigarette take cover.

anal toot

Someone who snorts cocaine up their ass.

anal toot- Ahhh that was a good one, let me get another.

splooge warmer

Someone who keeps the cum warm inside the mouth after ejaculation.

Splooge warmer- Hold on keep it warm I am going to grab a cup.

pickle chin

A large and long pointed chin in the shape of a dick.

Did you see that guy on the front cover on that magazine he has a pickle chin.

19👍 15👎