Fallston High School

Fallston High School (or “Heroin High”) is a public high school in Fallston, Maryland. It’s colors are Orange, White, and Brown and nobody likes them. It’s filled with mostly rich and upper-middle class white kids who form toxic cliques of kids from every area. They have a historic rivalry with the neighboring town Bel Air High School, and an utter bloodbath of a rivalry with North Harford High School. The clubs are subpar at best and the sports teams are either really good or really bad and switch every 5-10 years or so. The players on the sports teams are usually very athletic but are too egotistical to be part of the actual team. Teachers are biased and not good at their job, the staff is filled with pedophiles and brown nosers, and the people who run it don’t give any kinds of shits about the students that don’t play sports or are high ranking club members.

Adult: Where do you go to school?
Student: I go to Fallston high school
Adult: Do you play soccer or lacrosse?
Student: No
Adult: Oh. I’m so sorry

Grappling Hook

When a guy with a skinny dick has to wrap the condom around his balls in order for it to stay in

Boy 1: how do I put this condom on?
Boy 2: you gotta grappling hook it

Cockroach

When you’re passing around the j and that one slippy mf drops the roach into his lap

“Here you go Fredward”
“Thank you” *drops j into his lap*
“Damn we smokin the cockroach now”

Virginity Rocks Protocol

When someone loses their virginity, they have to give one of their Virginity Rocks items to the person that took their virginity

“Yo me and My girlfriend finally did it last night”
“Holy crap! Did you follow Virginity Rocks Protocol?”
“Yeah, I gave her my baby blue Virginity Rocks hoodie”

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