tacky nut

Usually occuring in warmer climates and/or leading up to intercourse. Tacky nut is a condition where the ball bag becomes uncomfortably stuck to the inner thigh, causing friction and possibly even twisted nut. Can be remedied by Gold Bonding or best case, having your nuts removed from their protective tighty whiteys, licked clean, and blown dry.

Florida is so fucking hot. My balls we ablaze almost everyday, and by nightfall, I was cursed with a severe case of tacky nut.

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Fart Blossom

The traditional fart blossom comes from eating a particularly unhealthy meal complete with cheap beer. The effect is a devistating cloud that can be captured by farting onto the hand, capturing the greasy aroma, and then passed off to the victim by opening the hand like a gentle blossom and forcing it onto his or her nose.

My sister was being shitty so I dealt her a mighty Fart Blossom that just about ate her face.

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pussy burner

Usually in packaged form, a pussy burner is a protective cover for the penis, sheilding it from crotch rot and crabs. Known to come in different colors, shapes, sizes, and flavors.

I need to hit 7-11 on the way out to pick up a 6 pack of pussy burners.

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CPR

Short for Cock to Pussy Resuscitation. Saving a dying pussy with a healthy dose of dick.

I thought she was dying so a gave her a little CPR. Turns out she just needed some dick.

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six pack of pussy burners

A box of 6 pussy burners. Usually picked up before a long night of whoring. A single pussy burner can last for hours, but beware of those crazy bitches that bite the pussy burner to create holes. Holes are created to ensnare unknowing manwhores into fatherhood and sometimes marriage. Double up America.

I gotta run by CVS and pick up a six pack of pussy burners to keep that rotten stank off my shit.

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thug butter

male ejaculate, see also spooge, man paste, hot protein shake

That bitch needs a hot shot of my thug butter.

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doo doo bandit

A mysterious character that goes into ones house, unknowingly, and shits up ones toilet without flushing. This is best done when the occupant of the house is out of town or expecting guests.

I just went over to Matt's house and doo doo bandited all of his bathrooms.

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