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Eboy

A "thirsty" / cringey Male on the internet, who would say or do anything to get a female's attention / attraction.

PPRACTICES OF EBOYS:

Eboys are typically into "E-sex" ( sex over voice / video call) , White-Knighing for " a special spot in her heart" and have / brag about internet girlfriends. AKA online male thots.

HOW TO SPOT AN EBOY:

Talks closely into microphone/seductively when a female appears.
Only talks to egirls.
Immensely cringey.
Forcefully Deepens voice.
White-knight.
typically "6'3+" ,"buff", "rich", "alpha" and "handsome".
Small Genitalia.
Attention Hoe.
Narcissistic.

*sarah has entered the call* : hi!

normal person : hey

eboy: *clears throat, deepens voice, sends friend request, sends photoshop ab pics* hello there sarah, would you like to get away from all the noise & private call?

by Readthisifyouredumb February 10, 2019

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Eboy

A "thirsty" / cringey Male on the internet, who would say or do anything to get a female's attention / attraction.

PPRACTICES OF EBOYS:

Eboys are typically into doing anything for nudes, "E-sex" ( sex over voice / video call) , White-Knighing for " a special spot in her heart" and have / brag about internet girlfriends. AKA online male thots.

HOW TO SPOT AN EBOY:

Talks closely into microphone/seductively when a female appears.
Only talks to egirls.
Immensely cringey.
Forcefully Deepens voice.
White-knight.
typically "6'3+, buff, alpha and handsome".
Small Genitalia.
Attention Hoe.

*sarah has entered the call* : hi!

normal person : hey

eboy: *clears throat, deepens voice, sends friend request, sends photoshop ab pics* hello there sarah, would you like to get away from all the noise & private call?

by Readthisifyouredumb February 10, 2019