Amy Schumer

A animal that steals jokes and is a whale

Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.

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Fupa

a wide area of protruding fat in the upper pubic region.

Jeff: Can I have something eat?
Nicholas: Sure!

Nicolas to the kitchen

Nicholas: I'm gonna prank Guy 1!
Nicholas : *adds FUPA flakes to steak*

Goes back to living room

Nicholas : I got you a steak!
Jeff: Thanks bro!
Jeff: *takes bite*
Nicholas: *chuckles*
Jeff: Why you laughing?

Nicholas : YOU JUST ATE FUPA FLAKES YOU FUCKING IDOIT!
Jeff: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!