Business Casual

A slang phrase, stemming from the identical phrase regarding the workplace, characterizing a situation as purely or primarily platonic in order to keep things simple, without complications from casual or serious romance.

Girl: I’m definitely down to take a trip with you, but we should keep it business casual. We’ve been just friends for a really long time and I wouldn’t want to ruin that.

Guy: Yeah that’s smart. Hooking up would make things too complicated.

The Kaitlyn Category

The extremely small group of people, such as the stereotypical jocks or popular girls, that embodies all the positive traits of people while being far from any negative one; the ideal classification for any student

A notable member of The Kaitlyn Category was Margaret Thatcher, who was in it in the mid 20th century.

Mega-Simp

The top hierarchical tier and biological super creatures of the simp species. This individual is the leader of the simp nation. There is no point he will not cross as a simp and he places self-dignity at an extremely low value of importance.

An intellectual: Yeah I’d never be a simp, I have way too much respect

Corey: damn I guess we can’t be friends, believe it or not I’m the current Mega-Simp

Executive Order 420

An executive order by President Estelle Wilcox declaring “soda” the correct word describing a carbonated soft drink and denouncing “pop,” “soda pop,” “coke” (as a collective), or any other “imaginary words.”

“While iced tea may be better, soda is the correct term for this drink and all other words are imaginary and incorrect; I declare this in my new executive order 420”- President Wilcox’s address to Congress 2069

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