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kukla

The word "kukla" is a Russian word and the original English translation is "pretty doll". But it has turned into a slang word that is defined as follows:

A woman who is usually lives in or near Glendale, CA (although there are some in other geographical locations). She has mastered the art of photo-shopping in order to make herself look attractive on all possible social media outlets. She spends her day thinking of better angles and poses in order to take new better selfies. She loves to add irrelevant "deep" captions to her selfies. One of the most popular ones is- "Real eyes realize real lies". She contemplates changing her hair color every other day, her ultimate wish is to achieve a dark red hair color which resembles the same color as a favorite Russian soup called "borsh".

She drives a brand new BMW or Mercedes Benz, the most common model is the C-class. The car is usually purchased by her father as a gift for her sweet sixteen or for graduating high school. She can be found driving on Glenoaks Blvd, at almost any hookah lounge, or at Starbucks.

Hey look at that kukla taking a selfie with her pumpkin spice latte!

by RealEyesRealLies October 29, 2013

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