gp's

Gym Posers. Females who only go to the gym to hook up with guys. Donning revealing attire, full makeup and perfume, they do 15 minutes of cardio (so as not to sweat too much), freshen up in the locker room, then pose on one machine facing the free-weight room for at least 30 minutes. Usually travel in packs of 2 to 4.

Those gp's have been hogging that machine for nearly an hour now.

Omg I nearly choked when I walked through those gp's perfume cloud.

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gp's

Gym Posers. Females who only go to the gym to hook-up with guys. Donning revealing attire, full makeup and perfume, they do 15 minutes of cardio (so as not to sweat too much), freshen up in the locker room, then pose on one machine facing the free-weight room for at least 30 minutes. Usually travel in packs of 2 to 4.

Those gp's have been hogging that machine for nearly an hour now.

Omg I nearly choked when I walked through those gp's perfume cloud.

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Ninja gift

The gift you never saw coming.

Gift recipient: "Omg I can't believe I got a Snuggie from the person who sent me the 'WTF Blanket' video!"
Gift giver: "Ninja gift! Oooaaah!!"

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fbbf

Your boyfriend on facebook. He could live very far away, be in a relationship, or both. You trade messages and emails but never see each other in person.

I'm single, but I'm in love with my fbbf.

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multislacker

One who engages in several slacker activities simultaneously.

I've been sipping lattes, facebooking, creating online wishlists and submitting words to urbandictionary.com all morning. I'm such a multislacker.

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