Twilight

Full of homo vampires that sparkle

99% of the twilight groupies do NOT know anything about

Vampyres, let alone the actual spelling of the word. Very few of them can identify the original Vampyre, Nosferatu.

This book series is the worst thing that has ever happened to the fantasy world and it should be shunned.

Twilight Groupies are some of the saddest excuses of human being in the world and should also be SHUNNED.

Additionally, Twilight contradicts hundreds of years of vampyre lore.

Girls Groupies: OMG, I AM INLOVE WITH A SPARKLING VAMPIRE

Fantasy Nerd 1: I can't believe this shit... Vampyres don't fucking sparkle.

Fantasy Nerd 2 yells at the girls: WHO IS THE ORGINAL VAMPYRE? AND SPELL VAMPYRE!!!

Girls: I don't know... Edward Cullen? V-A-M-P-I-R-E

Fantasy Nerd 1: It's Nosferatu

Fantasy Nerd 2: V-A-M-P-Y-R-E

Both: I HATE Twilight and its little groupies.

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