asscap

a baseball cap that you wear almost all the time 24/7, and almost every time you wear it, it always makes you look and act like an ass.

Donald Trump has this ugly red "Make America Great Again" caps, which is basically an asscap.

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Jump the Fence

A moment where a reality show that consistently proves to be unconvincing in its content suddenly has a true moment of reality on a scale that has never been imagined before.

Originating from a moment on The Bachelor when Colton Underwood is heartbroken after one of the contestants quit the show, and afterwards, he proceeded to jump over a fence.

Steve: "Did you watch The Bachelor last night?"
Paul: "No. Besides, you know that show's fake, right?"
Steve: "Well, it wasn't fake last night. In fact, they managed to jump the fence."

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Fucker of Ass

Someone that is a fucker, but goes way beyond that status. A terrible human being with no redeeming qualities.

I hope you slide back and enjoy listening to this: you are a fucker of ass.